1. "I don’t relate to marshmallows"
    — me, just now
     

  2. "…he was at the party and stuck his dick in the cake"
    — Conversation overheard at a hookah lounge. ATX
     
  3. yelyahwilliams:

    Had everyone 1 of these

    90’s kid dream.

    (Source: insidemycar)

     

  4. And because it’s almost too late again..

    FAVORITE ALBUMS OF 2013 

    Lorde - Pure Heroine

    Kanye West - Yeezus

    Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience Pt. 1

    Childish Gambino - Because the Internet

    M.I.A. - Matangi

    Sigur Rós - Kveikur

    Phoenix - Bankrupt

    Sombear - Love You In the Dark

    Beyonce - BEYONCÉ

    EnV - Electronic Super Joy OST

    Ariana Grande - Yours Truly

    A$AP Rocky- LONG.LIVE.A$AP.

    Major Lazer - Free the Universe

    Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP 2

    Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City

    SINGLES & OTHERS

    Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Sacrilege

    Katy Perry - Dark Horse

    Daft Punk - Get Lucky

    Raj - Ghost

    Josh Record - Bones EP

    St. Vincent - Birth in Reverse

    Martin Garrix - Animals

     
  5. Gpoy

    (Source: likeopheliacat, via wilwheaton)

     

  6. "Tell them to make you some ears."
    — Biscuit Head on my next piercing
     
  7. Just one Pepsi.

    (Source: snailking, via vicemag)

     
  8. If Tom Cruise and I had a baby that wore my glasses…

     
  9. wilwheaton:

    pinenolanapple:

    dip n’ dots will make my panties drop 

    This was how you did it in 1995, guys.

    (Source: in-alderaan-places)

     

  10. circumcisions:

    reblog if your url is your name in real life

    What’s up?

    (Source: gay8)